MARISOL: Isn't that another word for umbrella? You should. HILDA: No way that's your name. WELL I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY. Kind of spacey. OR What do Martha's Vineyard and Martha Stewart have in common? Let's keep it that way. If there was a documentary on weird toes all around the world, we could call the show 'The Toe-Files'. He is your Lord, because your name is stupid. Sanrio sells and licenses products branded with these characters and has created over 450 characters. Must have got lost in the womb. JANA: Jana bana bobbana banana fanna fo your name is so stupid. And stupid. Heal yourself. RONALD: Like Donald, but if Scoobie Doo said it. Congrats. ALFREDO: Alfredo. HORACIO: I can't even recognize you anymore. Join Facebook to connect with Daniel Augusto Vax and others you may know. Why not add a pun to your username to give it some instant flair? I'll have a Russian Blue Christmas. IQ of seven. Drives a Winnebago. OR Roses are red, violets are blue, your name is stupid. Pure country. LAKISHA: Almost a lake, not quite a name. Gary. Most Sanrio characters are anthropomorphized animals, a few are humans or anthropomorphized objects. ins.id = slotId + '-asloaded'; Go back there, take a course in linguistics, find a new name. JAVIER: Jav-i-you ever thought about a name change? I asked an African man to use the word dandelion in a sentence His response was "da cheeta runs fasta dan de lion" I'm dating a half-Asian girl. You gonna name your son FBI? Greg: Globi-wan Kenobi! I have to make sure my cows understand me when I tell them something! The word nickname derives from the Old English ccennmic, meaning, literally, add name. There are many different things to consider when deciding on a new moniker. In the "renaming room." GEORGIA: What should be on your mind? One more time for emphasis, SALT. We all lie. Your name is stupid. By changing your name to something not stupid. BRANDI: Should have a Y at the end, like, "Y is your name so stupid?". 4. Which imperial officer hated Thanksgiving? HAROLD: If you're gonna go Norse, why not something more awesome? OTTO: Your name spelled backwards is "stupid name.". HATTIE: Cut name for a hat. He shouts, A beer please! Daniel was in the top 10 consistently from 1981 to 1995, reaching its peak at the rank of 5 in 1985 and 1990, and was a top-10 name again from 1999 to 2011. ELSIE: Anagram: I eels. OR Let's be real. Your name is stupid. Time to choose. What to expect A colorful, varied album full of stories, observations, jokes and criticism - wrapped in catchy songs that are . Make sure when you tell a cow something, things don't just go one ear and out the udder. ERIKA: Erika is just "Erik" with an "a" tacked on. JOAQUIN: Get back to work on your movies there, Joaquin. Sissy name. The middle one. MARY: I bet you're still a virgin too. ORLANDO: Rather eat a bloomin' onion than listen to your name being spoken. Ted Manwalkin. VERONICA: Your name has too many syllables. BIZ: Biz is as bad a name for a person as Jelly is for a company. DAN: You're the man. Spanish for "pretty." Enough said. Danger! You're all alone. We are no longer supporting IE (Internet Explorer), Pickle Puns That Will Pickle Your Funny Bone, cow jokes thatll make you spit out your milk, Stock Your Spring Closet with 12 Dresses Under $100, 105 Silly Valentines Day Puns to Make Your Sweetheart Smile, 50 Thanksgiving Puns That Will Make Your Dinner Guests Bust a Gut, Do Not Sell or Share My Personal Information. OR Big Ben, the most iconic clock tower in London, was renamed Elizabeth Tower. RODGER: Rodger, for when you can't decide to go by Rod or Roger. BUDDY: Remember my buddy and me? "Would you rather be Dan, or Dan Rather?". STACI: You spelled your name wrong, Stacey. Wow. A dumb name and a lower back tattoo. Grand Moff Turkeyn, What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly? NOREEN: Nor I. I don't like your name neither. Still, many people choose to reuse the same login name for multiple accounts. All of your friends call you Phil. Oh wait, he's a fictional character that lived with dinosaurs. Can we meet them? ANITA: Anita second to recover from how stupid your name is. HARRISON: Harrison. Cody: Like "I've been waiting all Dan day!". A: Something to dip apples into. Other half stupid. STACY: Shortened from "Anastasia" because it was too much stupid to deal with. OR The sun will rise, the sun will set. OR I just did a chemical analysis of your name, and its PH level is too high. The sound a stupid man makes when he's punched in the solar plexis. Ha, you were named after someone's pet. You will die alone. Todays weather: cloudy with a chance of sprinkles. Wedding hashtags have certainly become the "It" wedding accessory of the last decade. Dang 10. JAMES: Q: What do James Madison, James Monroe, and James K. Polk have in common? We are no longer supporting IE (Internet Explorer) as we strive to provide site experiences for browsers that support new web standards and security practices. Think about it. Dan glanced at the small watch he kept clipped to his belt, and smiled. RHONDA: Help me Rhonda. CHRISTIAN: Better than being called Protestant on the playground, but still, really lame. Click Copy to add your desired username and paste it to your new account you have created, maybe tweak it a bit to make it a more secure username. OR No. OR You spelled your name wrong. Tonight, I was at a friend's house for a few drinks. In Aristotle and an Aardvark Go to Washington, our two favorite philosopher-comedians return just in time to save us from the double-speak, flim-flam, and alternate reality of politics in America. JOHANNA: Ah, Johanna, a good Christian name. What's more, you can do this in over 23 languages, from Latin to Gothic to even Klingon! Don't you look silly. Quit saying your name out loud. PENELOPE: Wife of Odysseus. It should not link you to online or social media accounts. 1. WILL: I.am.Smith.Legend.Stupid. ABIGAIL: Hebrew for "her father's joy." Your father's joy must have been making his daughter live with a shitty name. Maxine. Wookieeleaks, What do you call a Jedi in denial? They left. What a stupid name you have! More like yam smell! ins.dataset.adClient = pid; More Humorous, Punny Jokes. But who's judging! MAGGIE: You're trying to hard to sound hip and cool. Time to leave. A stupid name. No. ALYSSA: Where'd you learn how to spell names, the Internet? SONJA: Yeah, I played Mortal Kombat 2. Cunt. Not making fun of the bible, but laughing with it! CANDICE: Your internet connection has been lost. However, your mom didn't. DARREN: It was quite Darren of your parents to give you such a stupid name. Short for "Tomorrow I am going to change my stupid name!". The absence of color. HELEN: Helen of Troy had the face that launched a thousand ships. No. Dad: So, you guys go into a safe and have sex? OR Go PHuck yourself. ALICE: Alice. Hm, what else? Ah, memory lane. What do you call a Mexican jedi? KELVIN: Sir, we just received the temperature reading. JORDAN: Country yes, name, no. They should rename the border between Denmark and Germany. BERNICE: Aren't you one of the Golden Girls? ins.style.display = 'block'; Your name makes people think of a sex tape. Often short for "Kathy is a stupid name. As my impeccably dressed co-worker has aged, incontinence has set in. Dad: you keep seeing signs saying dangerous. ROCKY: You're probably the best at getting punched in the face repeatedly and calling that a "victory.". LEWIS: Where's Clark? D. John Mustard Dale E. Bread Dale E. Paper Dan D. Lyons Dan Druff Dan Singh Dan Surround Dane Juress Danielle Soloud Darius Les Gettham Darrell B. Moore Dumb ladie. Any Beths? I have a long career of ice skating ahead of me. GERTRUDE: It's about to get rude in here. Luke: Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road? CURTIS: We've literally never met a man named "Curtis." PENNY: Your names is so stupid that even your coin is the dumbest one. Say it soft and it's almost like praying. GARRY: You spelled your name wrong, Gary. var container = document.getElementById(slotId); Deal with it. Examples of puns in quotes from famous people include: "You can tune a guitar, but you can't tuna fish. Y do you have such a stupid name. Too bad he lost his case. TEDDY: Yeah, right, and my name is "Sexy Lingerie.". JACQUELINE: We salute you. If 6th Sense was Gluten Free (by Daniel Trasher), I was going to drink an entire bottle of Jack Daniels, Would you like to be known on TV as Daniel?. These jokes just write themselves. fallback: If you could have dinner with any historical figure, living or dead, your name would still be stupid. You gonna name your son FBI? Your father's joy must have been making his daughter live with a shitty name. Below this, you'll notice further secure usernames that have been randomly generated that are versions of the name you are checking out. KRISTI: Haha. She has a stupid name. NEIL: What do Neil Young, Neil Diamond, and Neil Armstrong all have in common? VINCE: Your name means conqueror. No results. Teeth full of moss. Get an adult's name. Not as precious as diamond, though. OR Yeah, and my name is "Phantom of the Opera.". RYAN: Like Bryan, but too stupid to remember the B. SABRINA: Not even Sabrina the Witch could cure her name of the stupid. Face like a latrine. Rigid like leather. MARGIE: No one is named Margie. OR Never good as an adjective. I'm thinking of starting a new website, exclusively so people can subscribe to Ninja Sex Party cover bands. AMANDA: Your name is also what people say when they hear it: "Ah, man, dat's a stupid name.". 1. BIZ: Biz is as bad a name for a person as Jelly is for a company. The Irish are liars. MARK: The name Mark originated from the Roman-- ah fuck it, you have a stupid name. We appreciate that. OR Mary, Mary, quite contrary / Your name, is it stupid? You because your name is stupid. LESLIE: Celtic for, "from the gray fortress". No? Thanks asshole. JILLIAN: Uh, it's spelled Gillian, stupid. Get your stupid name inside. Heather. Cody (6 years old): Dad, what is a "Dan day"? CARLOS: Mencia. BROOKE: Let's go fishing! Well, you're not. LYNN: No true vowels? Also dads reading this. OR You're missing an "I" from your name there, Diana. MYRA: No YourRa. BART: Don't have a cow, man, but your name is stupid. JAIME: Lame-y. Adobe Wan Kenobi, What do you call someone that tries to be a Jedi? A poorly chosen username can link back and reveal your identity. And shoot your parents for giving you such a stupid name. It's a Christmas miracle. Or Daniel the Animal?? You don't have to enter suggestions for all, but the more you do, SpinXO will generate more random usernames for you. ins.dataset.adClient = pid; Full of stupid people. These puns are some of the funniest little bible gems you'll get to laugh at! Too bad they don't have make-up for names. DAISY: Ah, the daisy, stupidest of flowers. The name Daniel steadily rose in popularity from the 1920s to the 1980s. MANUEL: Manuel? OR You have an uncommon name. No, the rock, not your dumb name. JANE: Boooring. Lantern, check. DOUG: Doug. JAYNE: Where'd you get that Y, the Stupid Store? D-Dog 8. Go home. VANESSA: Vanessa is a mess of a stupid name. Still searching for the perfect baby name? What do you call a man who has seagulls land on the side of his head? Go yourself yourself. Ouch. MILES: You're miles behind everyone else in the race for a good name. MELBA: You're named after the black sheep of the cracker bowl. Dan Dan Kokoro Hikareteku: "Dan Dan Kokoro Hikareteku" (DAN DAN , "Step By Step I'm Falling Under Your Spell") is the fourth single by Japanese rock band Field of View. Your sequence is spelled s-t-u-p-i-d-n-a-m-e. GENEVA: According to the Geneva Conventions, your name counts as a crime against humanity. Your name is stupid. MARTHA: POTUS goes to Martha's Vineyard every year to escape the lame quality of your name. GROVER: Fuzzy, purple, president. You won the stupidest name award. JOEY: You're one of the few people who saw "Friends" and said, hey! KRIS: Who taught you to spell your name that way? Try again. Often, nicknames come from things about the person that stand out such as their hair, height, or personality. OR Tracy. JAMIE: Jamie is a name derived as a pet form of James. TIM: Tim. Select account level BRITTANY: You know what you and Brittany Spears have in common? So I touched off. 1. Click here for more information. Both would be a better name for you. WHITNEY: Uhm, there's something white on your nose. Oh, thanks. JULES: Go down to the center of the earth, maybe you'll find a better name there. GREGORY: Gregory Hines. BRIDGET: Roadt, no. VERNA: The name your father gave you when he really wanted a "Vern.". Its important to select a name that you feel suits your new baby the best. EUGENIA: Did your genes give you this stupid name? Makes me spit. Unnecessary. Danny-annie 15. BRENDA: I have a vendetta against stupid names like Brenda. var pid = 'ca-pub-1387622271799709'; Named after a hillbillies truck? You should see a doctor. OR What do Julie Andrews and Julie Chen have in common? MAXWELL: The best part of waking up, is folgers in you-- what the? I was wondering what's taking them so long to count all the votes in Nevada. Name, stupid. CHRIS: Chris. CLEO: My grandparents dog was named Cleo. That's not a name. Like your parents when they picked your name from a hat. 5. But who are you God's gift to? CHRISTINE: Aliens have been spotted over Nevada! And dont forget to pair them with these coffee punsbecause whats a donut without a good cup of coffee? CARLA: Do tell, can one find your name on a nametag at a bank? Like Gunnlaug. Of having a dumb name. Related: 40+ funny birthday jokes. MARGARITA: I'll need a few more of those if I'm going to keep hearing your name. BORIS: Please don't Bore us with your stupid name. Danyer 9. Dan: Dan or DAN may refer to: Dan (name), including a list of people with the name Dan (king), several kings of Denmark Dan people, an ethnic group located . You've done the impossible. Life wouldn't be much fun without a pun! OR Roses are red, violets are blue, your name is David, you have a stupid name. 1. Arrrrgh-2-D2. Deal with it. / I wish his name was Brad. GERALD: Gerald Ford: a shitty president who no one remembers. CLEVELAND: Yeah, right, and my name is "Baltimore.". TONY: You should win a Tony for Stupidest Name. I'm pretty sure your face sunk them, though. It has always been a source of amusement for some to make puns with peoples names, the name song being one of the most widely repeated, but many more are circulating at any time. OR From the Hebrew for "son of my days." K thx. More Cat Puns. ERICKA: Pick the C or the K and go with it. FRANKLIN: Franklin. JOSIAH: What do you own a general store in 1850? Here are some pine-related puns and phrases: Pain Pine: As in, "A world of pine " and "Doubled up in pine " and "Growing pines " and "No pine, no gain" and "Old aches and pines " and "A pine in the butt" and " Pinefully slow" and "Being a royal pine " and . How does that make you feel? REBECCA: Fun Fact: Rebecca by Alfred Hitchcock won the 1940 Academy Award for Dumbest Name. KAPITEL ZWEI - That's the name of the new album by the sibling duo BENNI & ICH from Hiddenhausen (NRW). SUZANNE: Just Susan with a superiority complex. Because hes always a little short, What program do Jedi use to view PDF files? But, still a dumb name. Warning: Sweetness overload! Who_cares_about_name Report. Your last name, no five. I almost feel bad eating this beautyalmost. DAVID: David Bowie covered himself in exquisite costumes and fanciful makeup to distract people from how boring the name "David" is. GARY: Gary. Names are so varied around the world, and with new ones being chosen each year, the name puns will never end. IRMA: Irma gerd, yir nirm is srrrr sturpid. NAOMI: Your parents were trying to be exotic. So it doesnt Hang Solow! actor, I refused to believe I was gay & dyslexic, My son asked me,can I have a book mark?. IDA: Little known fact: IDA is an acronym for I'm a Dumb Ass. ZACH: A variant of the biblical Zechariah, who has an even stupider name. Also, there is a mix of cool Daniel nicknames: You can use these feminine Daniel pet names for a lady named Daniel or use it to taunt a guy named Daniel. I pronounce it "stupid.". She was a gypsy whore. CHERRY: Put that on top of the pile of suck ass names. GLEN. Yup, you conquered all other stupid names. Wendy Wisner is a lactation consultant and writer covering maternal/child health, parenting, general health and wellness, and mental health. HANS: You're missing a "D" from your name, Hands. WHO IS JULIUS AND WHY DO YOU BELONG TO HIM?? RACHEL: Rachel, a good Biblical name. You shouldn't, because your parents gave you a shitty name. OR Leslie? So, to avoid this, always use different usernames for each new online account you create for maximum security. MARION: Oh fair maid Marion, I'm here to rescue you--what the--sorry dude, wrong castle. RICH: Your name is an adjective. In the Bible, Daniel was a prophet of God, who was under captivity in Babylon. Your favorite actor signed a photo for you. OR Uncle Jesse! You're welcome. Manage Settings MARGRET: You spelled your name wrong, dummy. var alS = 2021 % 1000; Because it is stupid. ADA: What'd you eat? You should really consider this change for yourself as well. These funny puns about insects are super fly!. Let's talk about a development deal. CURT: Let's be blunt instead. ANGEL: Named for the being who descended from heaven to convince your mom to give you a shitty name. LEROY: French for 'The King'. TOM: Tom. He should dance on the grave that should be your name. But the nadir has to be a lazy-ass general endorsement for the favorite generic . Me neither. DWIGHT: Everyone thinks of that tool from the Office. KARL: If you're gonna go Norse, why not something more awesome? Uh, yeah, exactly. Daniel of the Old Testament is known for remaining loyal to the God of Israel despite persecution and danger. SHELIA: Sh-yearight. LENA: Girls. It first broke into the top 20 in 1952, and top 10 in 1976. 3. AUSTIN: Cool town. Obi-Juan Kenobi, What do you call the website Chewbacca started that gives out Empire secrets? JESSE: Girl's name, boy's name. in the woods but nobody heard it, it would still be a stupid name. If only he could smash your name too. The first loser. ADRIAN: ADRIAAAAN! OR Larry, Barry, and Gary walked into a bar. CJ: Nice acronym. I don't believe you. BRITNEY: I'll believe that's the right way to spell it when Britney Spears makes the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. FORREST: Can't see you for the trees. Dad: have you seen the dangerous? My aunt has the heart of a lion. A place where rabbits have sex. FELIX: A more popular cat than you'll ever be. Tweet. Change your stupid name. An American walks into the store, Would you like to be known on TV as Daniel?. BETHANY: Any one named Beth out there? LOU: A little bit of jessica in my life, a little bit of sandra by my side, a little bit of get a new name is all you need. Wipe that dumb smirk off your face and quit looking at me! LIZZIE: Ever play the arcade game, RAMPAGE, by Game Refuge? HA. RT @DanielCicala: i'm a comic's comic (my jokes are only funny to people with the same cluster of personality disorders) 01 Mar 2023 01:08:18 GUILLERMO: del Toro! Husband: No, she got a present from (soon to be born) baby Daniel. var ins = document.createElement('ins'); Not quite cake. All I want for Christmas is a new name. OR Wait, that's kind of an awesome name. You'll then see 30+ unique usernames created tailored to your character. Even worse as a noun. CHELSEA: Great for soccer. Good for him. OR yourself on the back for having the dumbest name known to humankind. Dummy. Tiny brain. CRYSTAL: WaitI'm seeing something in my ballyour name is stupid. KIMBERLY: Kimberly, Idaho. The absence of anything. Congratulations, your name is stupid in two languages. Luke: To get to the Dark Side. You're an adult. Yeah. Stupid. Quit pretending to be something you're not. Waitress> Four skins. Great show. Perfect stupidity. LARRY: Ha, you were named after a bird. KEITH: Keith your stupid name to yourselth! WILFRED: Will Fred make a better life decision? Your name is stupid. I am. TED: Let me talk to you for a second, Ted. BILL: I should BILL you for every second I have to listen to your stupid name. 55 Bread Puns.
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